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fact: girls don’t poop until they’re married

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my baburani :) she made me get snapchat and i wouldn’t stop taking screenshots hahahahahaha
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pavlovs-schrodinger:

pavlovs-schrodinger:

when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”

i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication

screw you guys

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clevermultifandomurl: doing my nails lol text it #nails #nofilter #summer2013 #hashtag #lol #yolo
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I remember Meg’s story very clearly. She was in love with a man before Hercules. When he died, she sold her soul to Hades just to bring the man back to life. Once he was alive again, he left Meg for another woman, even though she gave up her soul for him. Of course this would scar Meg, which was why she couldn’t trust men, especially with her heart. Disney used to be so deep and meaningful, what happened?
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snapeinmyboots: my best friend is so beautiful.
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